T-Shirt
Drinking N Stinking Golf Tee — Top Cat Ti-Tees
From $32.99
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Bad golf. Worse manners.
For the guys whose mouths work better than their swings. Golf gear loaded with insults, drinking humor, and absolutely no etiquette.
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2026 Blowout Collection
Trash talk you can wear.
Hats, shirts, and hoodies. Find your next round’s uniform.
Hoodie
Even Santa Said You Suck Christmas Hoodie — Top Cat Ti-Tees Golf
$49.99
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Mug
Even Santa Said You Suck — Top Cat Ti-Tees Golf Christmas Jumbo Mug, 20 oz
$24.99
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Hats
Top Cat Ti-Tees Golf Hat – This Game Sucks
$36.99
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Hoodie
Top Cat Ti-Tees Golf Hoodie — Your Swing Called
$49.99
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T-Shirt
Top Cat Ti-Tees Golf Polo — Drinking & Stinking
$59.99
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T-Shirt
Top Cat Ti-Tees Golf Tee — Hit the Fkn Ball
$32.99
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Outerwear
Top Cat Ti-Tees Golf Waterproof Rain Shell — Playing in the Rain
$149.99
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Outerwear
Top Cat Ti-Tees Golf Windbreaker — Nice Slice, Blame the Wind
From $65.89
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Mug
Your Golf Sucks — Top Cat Ti-Tees Golf Jumbo Mug, 20 oz
$24.99
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You SuckNice SliceShank SkankDrinking and Stinking
2026 Blowout Collection
Gear for bad golfers.
Hats, shirts, hoodies, tees, balls, bags, belts, gloves, and jackets. Every category gets an attitude.
2 Rules
Don’t hit up on me.
Don’t spit up on me.
You nutted it. Then four-putted it.
Top Cat Ti-Tees Golf
New styles arriving in 2027.
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